the hard-headed alien

It’s Iike which twin has got the Toni. Maybe they both got the Toni. Maybe Toni's a guy. It's very complicated. Plus it's too much money.

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

I asked an AI to add background to this photo of my late father and for some reason it added Chicago drill legend King Von. Now its refusing to remove him and saying it’s what my dad “would have wanted” 😡

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Just found out that our beloved family dog, Misty, appeared in the infamous University of Miami 7th Floor Crew rap video 😩

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Was there a PKD story with something like these?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Life would be so much different if we grew one big finger nail on our head rather than hair

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Flo Balogun should immediately commit the same foul.

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Flo my Balogun, the Policeman said

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@i_zzzzzz Too soon!

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@punishedpants Lmao. I kinda liked it for the sixers until I heard him say this. I instantly switched to “oh, maybe it was a bad move”

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@GarlicCorgi Guy’s a hell of a photographer too. You can’t teach that subtle 2 degree tilt

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Gross. IT manager interviewing me just asked if I had “any experience with the eunuchs”

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@woodstockSSB Riff, man, riff!!

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@GarlicCorgi Sleep?

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Just laughing, thinking about when Kobe dubbed himself the black mamba, then recited Daryl Hannah‘s lines from kill Bill like it was something he read somewhere

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

It’s so dope that Haaland is weird looking

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

I like to those Michelob commercials that posit an alternate world where people say “ultra”

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Trump should announce that the flag’s no good and we need a new flag

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

The Anknicksation of Texas

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Big W tonight for old guys that like to say “you only have to watch the last 5 of an NBA game” (hi dad!)

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Two or three MTV Rock n’ Jock 10 point shots and the Knicks are right back in this thing.

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

Not right now, Wu-Tang Clan!!

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@i_zzzzzz Never made any sense to me. Watch the old Laker games. You can see Jerry West looks flattered but a also little weirded out

[the hard-headed alien @taxthemothmen]

@ZeroSuitCamus I belive that’s Vanilli