Tay✨

Using sarcasm to escape adulting

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[Tay✨ @tay_cox17]

@2turnttrav literally the bane of my existence!!!

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

#CANES WIN!!!!

[Dr. Cat Hicks | grimalkina.bsky.social @grimalkina]

If you have a robust skincare routine you have demonstrated aptitude in many core skills of data science. I will not be taking criticism of this idea. Girls who have developed personalized skincare routines know more about multivariate causal inference than many engineers.

[Sydney Sims-Walker @SydneyRSims]

My favorite story about Young Dolph was when two baristas at a Duke coffee shop were fired for playing his music in the shop. Dolph found out and flew them to the Rolling Loud Festival, brought them on stage, gave them each $20,000 dollars, and then played "Get Paid"

A legend.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: ping-pong ball
Confidence: 99.99%
Submission by @Minish900

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: skunk
Confidence: 99.52%
Submission by @waffluffe

[Crocs @Crocs]

"I'm not a Crocs person"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

JUSTIN TUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Justin Tucker's game-winning 66-yard field goal is the longest field goal in NFL history

[Tay✨ @tay_cox17]

@baileyharris__ too late

[Tay✨ @tay_cox17]

this past year has truly been the best year of my life🤩

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

.@CharlotteFTBL picks up its first win over a Power 5 opponent in program history!

[UNC Charlotte @unccharlotte]

✅ Beat Duke

[Tay✨ @tay_cox17]

@2turnttrav we’re blessed to have you!!

[Holly Rowe @sportsiren]

Odicci Alexander has been THE BEST part of the 2021 #WCWS
She gave everything she has. Even the Oklahoma fans are giving her a standing ovation as she leaves game. We are all in tears over here. @JMUSoftball @2seas__

[Tay✨ @tay_cox17]

@2turnttrav proud of you!! You’re a handsome, badass king... never forget that!!!💙

[Avatar BS🪨🔥💨🌊 @AvatarBriana]

North Carolina really going thru... bojangles outta supremes, Chick-fil-A outta sauce, we outta gas and our weather acting tf up... pls pray for us😭😭

[Daniel Pietersen @pietersender]

Whenever this absolutely perfect piece of spine design appears I have to retweet it.