Taylien

World’s Okayest Mom

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Every dog is the cutest dog in the world

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@sarahschauer Screaming crying throwing up right now

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@That1teddygirl I am 26 and I would not take a 6 hour flight by myself so I DEFINITELY wouldn’t put my kids on one

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@Betsyacastillo Me talking about Maddox and Benji

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@BuddyNoLove Tineco vacuum/mop combo. A MUST

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she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

dog owners: their name is buddy

cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito

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The waiter: you have such well behaved boys!!
Me:

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@Scott_Jurk_FMS @HillaryKelly Another day, another man ruining the fun

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@DanielBunnJr I read this book out loud in like 2nd grade with my grandma. I distinctly remember the two of us reading through that part and it took FOREVER because neither of us could stop crying to get the story out lol. Poor guy will never see it coming

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Our receptionist is getting promoted after 3 months, so we need to hire her replacement! If anyone is interested please let me know! It’s a great job and has a lot of room to move up!

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@patrickfinnega That actually would not because we have ✨bodily autonomy✨ hope this helps

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@patrickfinnega let’s say your son will die unless you donate your kidney to him. You decide not to donate the kidney and he dies - are you a murderer?

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@patrickfinnega Okay.. anyways, pregnant women still have bodily autonomy so

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@patrickfinnega It’s 1 day old

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@patrickfinnega @alanthaley @latte_mama2 Please get a life

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Caprock Ambucs just delivered Maddox’s adapted tricycle and I can’t stop crying because he’s been asking for a bike for months and he finally has one he can actually ride

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@emilyrender27 @izzy_enriquez_ @KatCasey69 @gageremmy @DrewAfualo

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Why did no one tell me it costs $1500 for hair extensions

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@hellokerensa @robinlm33__ It did, but they were super cool about it and let me do theater instead (which I loved so, woohoo!)