Dory

Just keep swimming

[Dory @tay_marston]

@AmericanAir Now when i call back to sit on hold it doesn’t give me the option to be put on the list anymore. I just want to get a call back so that I can reschedule this mess.

[Dory @tay_marston]

@AmericanAir Please tell me how I’m supposed to make my next flight when you schedule me to land into DFW at 9:19 AM but then my next flight takes off at 9:03 AM in DFW???! And then you tell me to call to reschedule and the wait time is over 4 hours?? #PleaseHelp #Stressing

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I propose that to replace handshakes we all start doing finger guns at each other when we first meet and whoever gets theirs up first wins

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

I guess I'm just letting time do its thing

[☆ J O R D A N ☆ @juicyjrho]

i need a hug(e margarita)

[trina @itstrinavb]

I need my back cracked and a full body massage

[Whit @WhitneyWren1]

mature is when you could but you don’t

[Mitch @themitchellford]

My dad once told me “keep her stomach and flower vase full and you’ll have a lot less problems” and tbh that’s probably some of the best relationship advice I’ve ever been given lmao

[Dory @tay_marston]

@AnaSofaKingCoo My life