Taya M.

secrets in the sauce 🍅

[𝒮𝒶𝒹 𝑀𝓊𝓂𝒾 @irlsadmumi]

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at a bag of shredded cheese at 3am

[find alejandra gularte on blue sky @lilkittypaw]

deb from napoleon dynamite walked so jojo siwa could run

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

It’ll all be alright.

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

@KennedyO18 Oh my yes!! That’s exactly the show I had in mind too 😂

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

My fiancé needs to watch more reality TV so he can realize how sane I am.

[Anna @AnnaKenneyy]

some of y’all didn’t wear these bad boyz as a kid and it shows

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

I feel like my life’s purpose is to be the person who throws away the empty toilet paper roll and replaces the new one sitting right next to it.

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

Syd: we need a shmunday (day between Sunday and Monday)

Kai: we need a Carl

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

@LatterdayLikes Hairy cookies. There were dogs and cats EVERYWHERE and they had little hairs sticking out of them and before I took a bite I blew on it to dust off the hair sprinkling the top.

[Michael Whipple @winkie1920]

As a kid I thought “Stop, Drop, and Roll” would be used a lot more.

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

@SamLachow Human - Jon Bellion

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

Can’t decide if I’m in the mood for Shania Twain or Adele, what a weird place to be in.

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

It’s never just milk, bread and eggs is it?

[Taya M. @taya_mort]

@basicprovobro We say: if I said the name Russel M. Nelson does that have any significance to you?

[Anthony Trucco @anthonytrucco]

*walking by a stranger*

My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

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