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If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc I did. No I didn't 🤍

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WELL TELL HIM TO STOP

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humans were not supposed to evolve this much
i should be in a cave sparking up rocks with the cave dwellers

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i wish they made an excedrin vape

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woke up to my sister sucking ALL the allergens up into our house with the all house fan on
while i’m sick with a sinus infection mind you

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i feel as though we should’ve reworded this

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man comes into oddity store to look at vintage playboys but instead he opens them all and just tries to show me pictures of naked women #imuncomfortable

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sick and on my period so all i want to eat is what will kill me dead🥲

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damn i thought that was original and then it’s the first comment i see on tiktok

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lady gaga had a baby. call that googoo gaga.

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praying cage the elephant is releasing more tour dates soon and in sacramento 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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only if lewis capaldi is gonna be my therapist

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high on the bathroom floor thinking theoretically, it’s possible that society will evolve to only having so many last names at a point

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me realizing i’m the personality hire but it’s okay cause atleast i got the job

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one direction on the rooftop bar at full volume

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wait why do i love my life

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STOP WEARING FLIP FLOPS AND JEANS IF YOURE A BOY ITS ICKY

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me when there’s a CHNACE (emphasis necessary) i could make the most out of everyone in my family after being the family disappointment for 22 years

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forgot to delete this and just made a fool of myself

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just saw a deadass instagram story of someone’s dead relative ai generated in heaven with wings

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just found out i’m hypomanic ? choosing to believe im just fixed now