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my inner thoughts // enter at your own risk

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nothing like remembering I last used my ipad for pornhub than opening google chrome on a flight

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yahoo fantasy glitching at 1pm on a sunday? peak performance anxiety

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that time of year;
can I not get out of bed because of covid or my depression?

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from now on, you won’t get a contact name in my phone until you deserve it

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no one:

men on dating apps: “the biggest risk I’ve taken is moving to NYC”

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Is Sam Altman attractive? (asking for a friend)

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@slangiee hehe

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nothing like drunk texting your ex on thanksgiving

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it’s that time of year - “taylor unwrapped” aka thanksgiving

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@slangiee time heals all wounds

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currently grieving because I’ve come to terms with the fact that I may have had my last martini

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@slangiee I know…..I had too many at Dante a few weekends ago and I think it’s done…..

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do football players play fantasy?

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not sure what this says about me mentally but I’m more likely to cry after good days than bad days

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him: *suggests a workout for a second date*

me: “eh, I don’t know about that”

him: “why you don’t want me to see you sweat? lol”

me: “ha no, I might get the ick if I watch you struggle”

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sex is great and all but have you ever blasted ‘Lose Yourself’ @Eminem

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semi red flag: all of their friends are single

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call me an overachiever

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some people drink at the nyc marathon while I get drunk and sign up for a half marathon

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can AI just take over jury duty already?