taylor calhoun

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

who cares… my time to do what i want to do without him bothering me lol

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

it’s a very serious matter

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

i seriously don’t even want troy to get me anything for my birthday because he already does too much for me:(

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

i can’t believe people are actually mad about this... saying it’s sexist? they’re KIDS clearly dressed in costumes so please grow the FUCK UP!!!

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

for as long as i live taking care of my car will be the biggest chore to me. thank god i have troy to actually force me to do it or else i wouldn’t have a car lmao

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

please don’t talk to me if all you want is a ride, i’m not a mf taxi :-)

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

@estrella_light4 you could totally combine the bunny and bees somehow and make it like... spring/summer type thing

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

to my own surprise i haven’t mentioned it once since the beginning of march, BUT I CANT WAIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

@AddisonOzbolt1 yeah i’m definitely going to look into especially if you get a good amount for only $25!! that’s a really good deal

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

literally buy your own produce? this is such a waste of plastic and the fresh fruit tastes so much better anyways y’all are just too lazy just cut it

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

@AddisonOzbolt1 it’s lame but i follow them on instagram just to see all the different shapes of the produce they’re so cute to me!!

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

@AddisonOzbolt1 omg i know especially during the winter all the prices are through the roof

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

i don’t give TWO SHITS about the jonas brothers if one direction doesn’t do a reunion too

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

@estrella_light4 @Damian0592 lmao i know we’re thinking about the same person now

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

ouch

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

let me watch your pets!! dog-walking, overnight petsitting, doggy day care, and more:) Use code “TAYLOC70491” to get $20 off your first booking with me on Rover: https://t.co/PiEdUfkRLB

[nosy rosy💕 @SleeplesssInKy]

The rise and fall of Orange is the New Black was something to behold. The death of Poussey really killed the show.

[taylor calhoun @taycal_]

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