taylor christine barnett

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

Every year my dad comes to my hall and says “HO HO HO” and then says “TAYLOR DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?” and every year I have to fake laugh at it

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

Only middle aged dads named kelvin enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

me explaining
a song I heard
years ago only
knowing the melody google

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

can’t believe in I Gotta Feeling they just recite all the days of the week in the middle of the song. for no reason. we really let black eyed peas get away with too much

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

can’t spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let’s dance

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

@taychris8 thank God

[the green jennanem @fatleg0las]

if she’s your girl then why is she at my igloo petting my puffles

[🐆 @__allshewrote]

Ain’t got no bills, just fruit and vibes.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

your honor in my clients defense shawty was like a melody in his head

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

Every single day I think ab how badly I wish I liked avocados

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

I had ZERO business laughing as hard as I did at this

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Randolph (4/8/20 - 8/28/20) https://t.co/6gW75bmO0y

[taymoneyduh @taymoneyduh]

Don’t ask me wut I’m doing. U kno I’m being cute

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

Not trying to be dramatic but boys terrify me

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

Just remembered that my mom used to put ice cubes in my ramen bc I liked it cold

[Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle]

if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self?

stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash.

[taylor christine barnett @taychris8]

HAHAHAHAHA

[mia robinson @ilovec00lcats]

@taychris8 @deepdrownhappy except the scenery may be lake Arlington if ur cool with that🙈