Taylor🌸🍃

Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[michael @worstmichael]

Being loved by so many bartenders is actually a tremendous burden because the free shots may not cost money but they still count against your nightly alcohol allowance. And I always forget that.

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Thanksgiving update:

[al @fxingalx]

Walk a mile in these Louboutins ..,.

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

Also don’t invite me to the beach if you show up at 3pm. I like to be there at 9am the latest.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

passive suicidal ideation is so funny bc suicide becomes ur default answer to everything like you go damn i should have cropped that picture better before posting it and your brain goes guess what you should do about this

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Decided to self undiagnose. I’m fine.

[not wint @drilhistorian]

i will never pass up an opportunity to post the greatest tweet of all time

[HoaxGhost👻 @Toiame]

LOVE being fans of a bands discography but not knowing anything about the members. Yes i've been listening to you guys for a decade of my life. No I don't know what the lead singer's name is

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

NO WORDLE TODAY respect the picket line

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are for fucking up & figuring yourself out. Except for me, who should have had every single minute detail of my future plans set in stone the second I stopped being a teenager.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

why doesn’t it work!!!!

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

you think that if you put your coffee on a table, you can watch it and defend it. you can stop your cat from drinking it.

but what if he approaches from under the table? what then? how will you stop what you cannot see?

here is truth: you cannot protect anything you hold dear.

[katie @katefeetie]

every time work gets hard or gets me down, I think about her. she's what i'm doing all of this for. one day she'll be mine

[clare @sadderlizards]

oh no the coffee made me anxious

[grim @TlDDIES]

you ever get so pissed at work that you start reading your state’s labor laws