Taylor Clements

sorry for not responding.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

My nightmare of becoming a marathon family has come true.

[trash jones @jzux]

sleep is not enough. i need to be incubated like an egg

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Chain restaurants slap idc what the foodies say

[We Run the Sip @OMRebelNation]

this was on national TV. Great work @SECOfficiating

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

“My first 15 kills were all dimes”

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Of all the things that happened this weekend, including falling off of the top of this later and bruising my ribs- it’s the broken oyster plate that put me in tears.

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

An election where Oz and Walker narrowly lose and where DeSantis romps by 20 points is the worst possible night for Trump and the best possible night for DeSantis.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Fetterman- really?!, 17 pts for FL is amazing, something fishy with lake, it’s time we dump trump, country is in worse position it’s ever been and the party directly responsible didn’t lose much at all. (Jumbled thoughts all in one), also v happy ab Abrams

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Mama. Ain’t. Happy.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

“Shoot, my grandbaby was eating bigmacs at 18 months”

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Did max tell me not to paint the condo when I bring Donna and JB here this week? Yes. Am I doing anyways? Yes. Mama knows best. 😏😏😏

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

I want to invent a colostomy bag that doesn’t F-Word bust or leak! ! ! !

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

“I don’t care what you do or what you buy, but when you get together with Elaina or your mom comes in town y’all are besties that get to go shopping and have fun and I’m not invited and it makes me jealous. I want to be a part of the besties that dine & shop” I cannot deal.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

I mean I figured it was gonna happen, but woo this weeks episode of handmaids tale!!

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

I don’t remember if I’ve stated this or not, but if you have breast implants you’re just gonna be bones and booby bubbles in the casket one day.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

“As far as being a human, farts are my favorite” - Max

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

I’m still pissed at my dog for waking me up from my cooking class dream last night.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Max calls flatulent a letting out the demons

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

But, don’t we?????

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

People who shop at Trader Joe’s act like they have a PhD in snacks.

[Taylor Clements @tayclements]

Do I have pushover written on my forehead?