Taylor Brown

your neighborhood schwan's man

[Taylor Brown @tayderbrown]

@suizdop what is your opinion on a pterodactyl entering the convo?

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

In 2007 the CEO of AMC Adam Aron paid me $2500 to create a show about drugs and teaching. You guys probably know the show as Breaking Bad but here was the original script

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

[thusi @SMTElitist]

dam he goin off

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Might go for even more if they change the name

[Chazzy @chazzydawgg]

Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

Sluggish, Lazy, Stupid, & Unconcerned !

[brian chorski @brianchorski]

summer in new mexico on a $5 point and shoot

[prance @bocxtop]

i just need a place to live man

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

Yo, @jaketapper, alleged reporter,

You asked @JoeBiden what happens if he and @KamalaHarris disagree. Biden said, "If I reach...a fundamental disagreement…I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign."

WHAT?!

NO FOLLOW UP QUESTION ABOUT WHAT THE HELL BIDEN JUST SAID???

[Tim Quirino @timquirino]

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