taylor.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

got a hole in not one, but two of my tires today and i handled that shit all by myself. #strongindependentwoman #dontneednoman

[taylor. @tayfayman]

raise your hand if you think i should just call in sick and order a pizza.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

i’m old because cheap gas makes me happy.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

once a raider, always a raider. 🔴⚫️🏈 #RaiderStrong #IAGDTBAR

[taylor. @tayfayman]

why don’t people get to hibernate for the winter like bears?

[taylor. @tayfayman]

it’s a bad day when you forget your quarter at aldi.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

nothing spells F-U-N like a cheese tray.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

this really spoke to me.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

is it even possible to eat pizza without burning the roof of your mouth?

[taylor. @tayfayman]

@JAW0030 well, it’s right by the corner tavern.. so you can only imagine how great it’s going. #party

[taylor. @tayfayman]

just found a spider in my apartment so now i have to move out.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

i feel like my life consists of doing laundry and putting gas in my car over and over and over.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

the only thing Columbus was good for is time and a half at work today.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

got out of bed to go get coffee. dumped the entire coffee on myself. moral of the story: always stay in bed.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

@JAW0030 arizona, pack your bags buddy!

[taylor. @tayfayman]

sometimes i get drunk and buy plane tickets.

[taylor. @tayfayman]

@JAW0030 coffee soon?

[taylor. @tayfayman]

@kdnieder is that what the visit was actually about?

[taylor. @tayfayman]

@kdnieder um... wtf

[taylor. @tayfayman]

constant struggle of wanting to cut my hair off, but wanting long hair.