tj

to each their own ♕ ig: @taygld

[tj @taygld]

waking up early asf is not an accomplishment. getting out of bed is an accomplishment.

[tj @taygld]

so many married people I don’t recognize anyone’s insta handle anymore

[tj @taygld]

today in corporate America:

[tj @taygld]

social media is hard today.

[tj @taygld]

@itsCYBER_T The struggle is real

[tj @taygld]

my bad, can barely hear you over the work dread. what did you say?

[tj @taygld]

tijuana is the new las vegas

[tj @taygld]

michelin star restaurant has a nerds rope on the menu, would you order it?

[tj @taygld]

surfers are water red necks

[tj @taygld]

what’s myspace tom up to? how’s he doing?

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I dress nice I’m very pleasant and i smell like a ton of weed

[tj @taygld]

sandwiches are the kryptonite of food

[tj @taygld]

@hannahh_fig No Han

[tj @taygld]

is it ever 930 am and you want a drink that isn’t water and all you have in your fridge is water and beer so you have a bud lights because that’s the privilege of being an adult?

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“you’re so quiet”
i wish you were too

[tj @taygld]

facebook is a very weird and interesting place

[toxic king @toxicking]

If i don't text you saying Happy New Year we still gang i’m just lazy

[tj @taygld]

Ben just lifted me out of an Uber and carried m me a block in calf-deep water to safety. If your friends aren’t like Ben, ditch them.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: Want to go to my NYE party?
Capricorn: Can it also be my birthday party?

[tj @taygld]

hey everyone who bought a peloton for their home…. how’s that going?