margie greencooch

I don’t authorize X to print anything off my printer or access my Alexa

[margie greencooch @tayhefff]

I just wanna post these here for future reference lol
Before, imediately after, 11 hours later

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

ok but how the hell do they explain to the dogs what to do?

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Old man neighbor just walked in on me in the laundry room with fishing line taped to a quarter trying to trick the laundry machine into washing my clothes for free

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: 60 people are reportedly deceased after an American Airlines Flight collided with a Black Hawk helicopter.

Body drop offs of victims are currently taking place, according to police scanner.

President Trump has been briefed on the crash.

[Lord Matt | Dividend Investment Strategist @mkpevc]

Emerald Coast Beaches in Florida have snow! #Destin #Florida

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

"My wife and I forgot to close the garage last night. I think it became the meeting place for a secret cat gang."

[Miilato @miiilato]

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: New video has just been released of the Cybertruck being detonated at Trump Las Vegas

This is a MUCH better view of the driver

It’s pretty obvious where the detonation originates, and if you look closely, you can see the driver’s head turn

[🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈 @Nerdy_Addict]

Aerial footage of Kansas City which is a giant ice rink this evening

[𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒚 @Twatch_Me_]

Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone.

[trash jones @jzux]

did you guys hear about this

[jynx @jynxbby]

thinking he liked me bc he said he did

[👑 @idollkod]

Luigi Mangione’s court hearing news to keep you updated

a thread 🧵:

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

NYPD detectives rn

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I was White Girl Wasted only once during anorexia & I got so hungry that I ate an entire lime, rind and all, from the bar. Random guy next to me asked “Did you just eat a raw lime?” & I said “As opposed to what? A cooked lime? Get real.”

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of nostalgic food & drink items that have been discontinued

1. Doritos 3Ds, discontinued in the early 2000s

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of discontinued fast food items I still dream about

1. McDonald's Snack Wraps, introduced in 2006 & discontinued in 2016

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought