mama T

twenty something with minimal patience and maximum caffeine dependence

[mama T @tayiaF1]

In line for the ratatouille ride at Disney someone kept airdropping me pictures of cats and it made my day

[mama T @tayiaF1]

I can’t wait to sit my ass in a cinema next year and watch a new Hunger Games movie, thirty years old and married with kids

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

[mama T @tayiaF1]

sometimes I’m so tired and overstimulated and desperate for a moments peace but then my two year old pats me on the cheek and says “love you lots jelly tots” and bam I’m cured

[mama T @tayiaF1]

Genuinely billing Suzanne Collins for my therapy after Sunrise on the Reaping

[mama T @tayiaF1]

😭😭😭😭

[jude @heronstars]

no one inbox me.

[haley @mockingjaays]

this is sooo me rn

[mama T @tayiaF1]

@Magitek_Mags @BritHugoboom Came to the comments for the rainbow fish slander. I’ve banned it in our house 🤣

[mama T @tayiaF1]

She gave him a warning and clear consequence if the behaviour was repeated? What on earth did this lady think she should have done

[Mia “GIRT” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Really struggling to see what the parent did “wrong” here.

[mama T @tayiaF1]

What is the science behind the amount of compliments I get when I wash my hair. I swear I don’t even let it get super gross before I wash it either but I’ve been at the fracture clinic for 14 minutes and two separate strangers have complimented it 🤣

[mama T @tayiaF1]

@droidxmom A family member made an offhand comment recently about how I’ve been a hermit lately but I literally have a broken foot and a two year old and getting us both out the door seems impossible 🙃

[mama T @tayiaF1]

@kenziesversion YES!

[caro 🪁 @folkmoreids]

"your 20s are for-" ENOUGH. my 20s are for watching criminal minds, listening to taylor swift and absolutely nothing else.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[mama T @tayiaF1]

My two year old has essentially toilet trained herself these past few days and my mind is blown

[mama T @tayiaF1]

@1yyujin @lalamannnnn @angipangiin @marenyearly I was legitimately expecting a criminal record based on the replies the original tweet was getting

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

No one:
Matilda's dad:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now

[mama T @tayiaF1]

The feminine urge to cancel the wedding, elope and go on a big family holiday instead

[mama T @tayiaF1]

Not me ordering this to wear at my own wedding

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

The secret to being someone’s lover forever and ever? Surprise them with a #LoverCardigan! 💘 
Available for 72 hours or while supplies last at https://t.co/ZSGtuHT89J.

[mama T @tayiaF1]

I just had my first iced strawberry matcha and I fear it’s about to become my entire personality