tay j

wife, mother, yoga teacher, goth, paddington lover, snoopy truther, twin peaks freak. letterboxd: tayjarv

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

i do think former party girls have an easier time with motherhood because it’s like staying up til 3am then functioning like normal? no problem! constantly overstimulated? don’t even notice. loud environments? love! weird men around? clocked instantly. dancing? got that down too

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Lets be EXTREMELY quiet with mama

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[tay j @tayjarv_]

david schwimmer looks like if you put justin long in the microwave

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

Were any other Uncs touching on these in high school

[tay j @tayjarv_]

this is me & my son btw

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

Just a momma and her baby frolicking in the stream.
I often wonder if they have memories like we do since they do remember people and places.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just had to administer narcan to a minion

[Graham @GrahamC47]

tales from the crypt at a boring night desk job on one of these probably hit like crazy.

[tay j @tayjarv_]

they do… the jack london regal cinema in oakland california

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

They need to make movie theaters you can smoke weed in

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

in my lair being morbid and strange

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

had this friend They ripped out her IUD for the copper . cant have shit in Oakland

[tay j @tayjarv_]

i’m in my coldwater creek era

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[disha @yzybby]

“i asked chatGPT-” ok well i asked elizabeth fraser from the band Cocteau Twins and she said “✧.*･˳✧༚.*.｡. ⁺˳✧*༚｡.”

[tay j @tayjarv_]

@united ugh united screwed me over when returning home from christmas 2024 and they gave me vouchers for future use they said never expired but i just looked at the confirmation email to use them for another flight and it says they expired! wtf! cmon man 🙄

[jainormis @jainormis]

your future wife IS at the disgusting dive bar