Taylor Bone

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[new guy. @fish_scale23]

Has 2 beers ready to text rylan

[Taylor Bone @tayjbone]

@fish_scale23 I’m not for everyone

[Taylor Bone @tayjbone]

Shoot for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Illinois snaps No. 21 Northwestern's 5-game win streak‼️ 😳

@IlliniMBB overcame an 18-point deficit in the second half!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

did you guys know you can leave reviews for the bible on goodreads

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆ @hauteblood]

me every morning checking twitter like the daily paper

[carl @CarlsBeef]

This keeps getting sent around. Kid went missing this weekend in Chicago. Share and help plz

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Bosnians: I wanna swim
Croatia : No

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

dont ever day “its giving ___ vibes” about me. im not giving any energy. im taking energy away. im a negative force in this world. im evil

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This was the most formal “aight, ima head out” ever

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[Taylor Bone @tayjbone]

@fish_scale23 @ryyy_lo36 manic

[C.Roy @cooliestillcool]

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

[me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel?