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equal parts hot and mess

[t @taykahn]

I moved to Rhode Island 9 days ago and I already got a job offer for a teaching job, so not to brag or anything, but i’m awesome

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

I can't believe 77M fucking morons put us through this shit twice.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The US has a president that rapes children.
The US has a president that rapes children.
The US has a president that rapes children.
The US has a president that rapes children.
The US has a president that rapes children.
The US has a president that rapes children.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Cowards.

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

today is the only day you can rt this

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Not a drag queen.

[everslay⸆⸉ ☁️ @everslay13]

taylor swift’s discography is gonna hate to see me coming

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

1. Cancel Biden's executive order on drug prices.
2. Create a crisis.
3. Write the same executive order.
4. Take credit.

MAGAs are the dumbest people on this planet.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Is he resigning? Fingers crossed!

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

If you voted for this your brain is a potato

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hey MAGA—care to explain the contradiction?

Thank you.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hi, pre-k teacher here. no need to worry nancy, it’s in our curriculum to cover all the letters eventually. this week we’re working on S-T-F-U

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

It would have been awesome if y'all had just voted for the I Told You So lady

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Come on guys, stay calm. I'm sure the guy who went bankrupt 6 times and ran a fraudulent university knows what he's doing.

[ʰʳʰquinn ⋆𐙚 @hrhquinnn]

mike chang in every episode of glee

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Loudest “duh” I’ve ever let out in my life