Taylor Kelley

Sometimes I'm funny. Sometimes I tweet things. And sometimes they coincide.

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

So in a few years (or months) when I get a puppy… can I do a gender reveal for it? By the time I have a kid this trend is going to be like vine, so I want to be a part of it while it’s still trending…

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

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[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Watching football and all I really care about is how bad Michigan St.’s uniforms look with the neon green...

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

When the election is so unnerving that you choose to watch Criminal Minds to "calm" you down. Yep it's still 2020.

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Always been more of a Target person, BUT might have to rethink my ways... Kohl’s definitely tugging on my heart strings with this one...

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Have a feeling it’s going to be a good one this year. I could watch the animated promo teaser alone for hours...

[Apple @Apple]

Join us for a special #AppleEvent. Watch on September 15 at 10:00 a.m. PDT.

Watch on https://t.co/tkb3KTIxTd.

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

And the most powerful Covid ad goes to... ✔️

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Happy Monday! Hope your weekend was as healthy as mine... 🤫 #homemadenachos #moquesomoproblems

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

If only I had this for my hs Spanish course... The smart mask will be awesome for traveling post-covid though👍🏼

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Speech muffled with your mask? Not a problem.

A robotics startup in Japan has created a smart mask with a built-in microphone that amplifies your voice and translates your speech into 8 languages @taisuke_ono

[Inc. @Inc]

Pay attention to your language. https://t.co/fRY2zxuPdi

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Finally neuroscience agreeing with my late night work hours and annoyance at 8am work calls...

[Inc. @Inc]

Stop trying to be something you're not. @jeff_haden https://t.co/bnQkwtY7Fi

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

I would like to know the status of gum and breath mint sales during Covid-19. Are they up because people realize how bad their breath is when they immediately breathing it back in? Or down since they can hide their bad breath from the world? #facemasks #maskon #covidbreath

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Feeling a bit hypocritical as I circle the YMCA parking lot looking for a spot closest to the door... #lazy #atleastiamhere

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

When people take the elliptical machines with the moving handles but then don't actually use them... 😒 #bitter

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Did anyone else write in Kevin Spacey?

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Yes it is morning... The "good" part is currently questionable

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

#voicesavemadi

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Lucky Charms releases marshmallow-only boxes — for a lucky few! http://t.co/7zX0IFvXHH #WhatsTrendingTODAY

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Love Liam's choreography... Wish @sfballet could show Hummingbird's stunning backdrop which completes this amazing piece #WorldBalletDay

[Taylor Kelley @taykel22]

Hour 2/23 of #WorldBalletDay... Should be asleep but nope I'm watching @TheAusBallet rehearse Suite en Blanc...