as of today at 5:30pm est. i will be relieving Mr. Musk of all duties and taking position as ceo of Twitter HQ. only users who agree that i am cute, fun, and petite will be allowed to keep their accounts. effective immediately.
As we celebrate Black History Month, it’s important to remember that we shouldn’t treat this month as though it is somehow separate from our collective American history. Black history is American history.
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Honestly I’ve never been so mad about a missing package. UPS has some of the worst customer service I’ve ever seen and I hate bashing companies but I feel no remorse
@UPS Why is it almost impossible to talk to a real human. My package was never delivered and I just spent hours trying to get in contact with a representative just to be told there was nothing they could do
It’s midnight and my 4 year old sister won’t go to bed because she can’t find a golf ball she was playing with earlier today. I’ve never related to something so much
No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.
We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.