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[𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚊 👸🏻🪩🪄 @pattydolll]

All these girls coming for me saying I already moved on so fast?? Girl stfu I got cheated on I’m allowed to move on😀

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

I’ve realized that my type is definitely chubby, rugged, and rough looking 🤣 I want me a manly man lol

[sarah @heavenbrat]

once im overstimulated its a wrap im about to be everyone’s problem

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

“I will love you long after you stop loving me” WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

BARE FUCKING MINIMUM.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

When he says your expectations of him are too high but all you’ve ever wanted was him to be a good dad to his kids but “that’s too hard”

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

How do you give up on your family without notice. Just give up, don’t let your wife try and fix anything. Decide on your own that things aren’t working. Icing on the cake start falling for someone else behind her back. HOW.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

I’ve given birth to two children and I’ll tell you right now the pain of a heartbreak is so much worse.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

Anyone know a good tattoo coverup artist? I’m a fucking idiot and got matching tattoos with someone I thought I was gonna be with “forever and ever amen” and he just gave up on that sooooo help! 🙂

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

@cyddneeee I’m the same and it ruins the moment sometimes lol

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

I really hope I dont look as much as a weigh because I just jumped on the scale and omg.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

Being a barista is literally the hardest job I’ve ever had lol but the best at the same time.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

@rachelkayw my

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

Ok but the Lego bouquet…… goals.

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

Holy fuck

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

In McDonald’s drive thru*
Worker: sorry I just wanted to let you guys know that I dont have any ice. Us: that’s okay!!
Worker: you want me to throw some ice cream in there or something???

That shit got me 😂😂😂

[☼☽ @taylaaah_808]

Why is my husband a fucking dumbass.