My mom went to a baby shower but didn’t notice the note at the bottom of the invitation: ‘Wear the color you think the baby will be.’
She showed up wearing black.
Tom Brady just suggested that people would be “surprised” that Prince Harry has taken cocaine. I would like to clarify that every single posh person living in London has done cocaine.
reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything