All these retarded fucking celebrities clapping and cheering when someone says “fuck ICE” is wild. Are you going to open up your multimillion-dollar mansion in a gated community to gangbangers, murderers, and rapists? Of course not. So shut the fuck up. We’re done listening to entitled millionaires preach from behind security gates they’ll never give up.
March: "I miss football"
April: "I miss football"
May: "I miss football"
June: "I miss football"
July: "I miss football"
August: "I miss football"
September: "How the f*ck do you leave him wide the f*ck open?! F*ck this shit!"
So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!