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[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[koi wren @coyrenn]

You guys can vape at my funeral

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Being single on Valentine’s Day is sad but having a boyfriend and still not being spoiled is embarrassing

[mege @megelinorib]

I need a Caesar salad and a fucking Diet Coke

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” i want to be lobotomized

[DECADON @decadon]

when i call you “bb” it stands for baked beans, remember that

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

My favorite dessert is peach cobbler because it sounds like a job a victorian orphan would have if he was gay

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

what the hell did Jehovah even witness

[milk @milkstrology]

the most emo zodiac signs are the fixed signs in astrology because they don’t know how to get over anything (leo, scorpio, aquarius, taurus)

[Russ @russell__yup]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[mariana @pastapilled]

im not even exaggerating when i say that this literally changed my life

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

mount rushmore should look like this

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[⭑ @ghostwurlds]

sorry i can’t hang out i have to sit in my room and feel weird

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

the sun and moon in Aries rn