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5,018 days later, I’m finally done discovering what is twitter. When I posted this first tweet, I was still actively using MySpace. What a strange and sad end of an era. #GoodByeTwitter

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Just discovering what is twitter

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“I thought it was a baby, but it was nachos.” — @DougBacon2 #FamilyGameNight #NoContextQuotes

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I just put together this handy list of all the times I do NOT want my “Continue Watching” list to be the first thing I see when I open @netflix (or any other streaming service):

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In happier news, after about 18 months of pandemic-induced writer's block, I've finally begun to make significant progress on my second novel. Still, a long way to go, but it feels great to be #writing again!

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I just fixed a minor formatting issue in my novel and I lost 7 pages from my total. While this technically means nothing, it still hurts a little to see that page count shrink. #writingwoes #FirstWorldProblems

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I really love the convenience of the @sonicdrivein app! Makes ordering a breeze!

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Few things grind my gears worse than editing an interview video and hearing myself chuckle from behind the camera at every unfunny joke made during filming. #hehehe #iWantToPunchThatGuy

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“You are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. You are here to create yourself continuously.” - Unknown

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@kjroelke That movie would never work, I can only suspend my disbelief so much!

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Movie idea: a group of underground Christians in North Korea are sent a relief package by a US church. They fight government agents the whole film to get it and finally open it to discover a DVD of #GodsNotDead. Now they can finally learn what REAL religious persecution is like.

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If you’re ever looking for something fun to do for about an hour in San Francisco, I highly recommend escaping from Alcatraz! Shelby and I did it in 58 minutes! Definitely check out EscapeSF. https://t.co/3A3Dr5TDk6

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@kjroelke Nice dude! Two “good” tweets in a row!

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“Why are you late today?”
“I woke up early.”

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@kjroelke Define “good”

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My wife was out of town for the last three nights. I knew I shouldn't have done it. But I was too weak. I got used to sleeping on more than 25% of the bed. I'm happy she's back from her trip...and yet...

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@markufert @Brookelin20 @shaylastory @katelynhale55 @_jordanlambert_ @Without_Ceasing @kscroggins92 @TSSRband @Camee_Burdin @alisaisblessed Thanks! But I’m not interested!

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This includes weddings, funerals, townhalls, etc. They aren't asking you to use a mic just for funsies. It's for the little old lady in the back who can barely hear you when you're 6 feet away, let alone across a giant room.

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Pro Tip: If you are speaking publically and a professional audio engineer gives you a mic, use it. If they say you need it, you do. If you think it's "too awkward" or your "voice will carry," then you shouldn't be speaking at an event that needed a professional audio engineer.

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@michaelgungor My friend @kjroelke just released this song. It's about depression and coming out of the fog as an adoptee. I highly recommend giving it a listen!
https://t.co/cevxMDBRC5

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Not 5 seconds after I posted this tweet, he just took the mask off completely. 🤦‍♂️

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Thank you guy behind me in line at the optometrist for taking off your mask so that you could hack and cough into your elbow for a solid 35 seconds before putting the mask back on and then complaining about having to wear a face covering in the first place.