Taylor Bera

yogi || she/her

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

so a guy walks into a bar and he says "hey id like to open a tab" the bartender goes over to the keyboard and hits the space bar eight times

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

i can’t believe dual tone multi frequency won album of the year

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

the amount of Dunkin’ Donuts cups I have in my trash can is none of your business

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

@veryhotsoup @maggiebera carson wentz was named after our dog

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

What would America be today without our founding father

[Mark Van Horn @PrincipalMAMS]

What a night! So Cliffwood Proud of our 3rd graders tonight. You did a fantastic job at the concert! Every seat in the house was full and you sounded amazing! A giant THANK YOU to Miss Taylor for directing tonight's show. THANKS also to Mr. Ebersole for great piano accompaniment.

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

@ErnestHolmes13 Welcome to the club 👀✌🏻

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Now let’s go win this fucking league

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

dom!! an eagles icon!!

[Matt Mullin @matt_mullin]

You know that huge security guard you always see near the Eagles coaches?

That's South Philly native Dom DiSandro, and he's more than their chief of security. He's "a therapist," a "Papa Bear," and "a big reason why we have a lot of success around here.”

https://t.co/VamZ0iCdOa

[Babe Truth @veryhotsoup]

Nobody:

A 14 ft tiger shark near a blonde teenage surfer:

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

@NJGov get rid of HOV lanes and make left lanes exclusive to NJ drivers

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

going to an NFL football game is like going to Disney on Ice but for adults

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

@friend0fjudy What a feelin

[shamus @shamus_clancy]

three philly teams all good at the same time?

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

ive killed 4 spotted lantern flies today and i feel great

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

if there is one thing you can say about me: i love a comma ( , )

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

just thinking of the time I had Danny Devito as my phone wallpaper and a guy in my college physics class asked if it was Stan Lee

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

@maggiebera

[Sir Rod Stewart @rodstewart]

Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to Tweet.

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

im not afraid of heights i am afraid of depth do u understand

[Taylor Bera @taylor_bera]

the cdc just said they’d take a pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel spk