tpez

indiana state alum

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

My inner voice when I’m making small talk with someone

[benhausen @bstoff350]

Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs and is celebrated as a king. I eat 9 hotdogs one time at a kids birthday party and I’m “embarrassing to be around”

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

20 years ago today, magic happened

[Kentucky Baseball @UKBaseball]

▶️ Senior CLASS Award winner
▶️ UK Athletics "Mr. Wildcat"
▶️ Society of Character inductee
▶️ SEC Community Service Leader Award
▶️ Academic All-American
▶️ 3-time National Player of Week

Thank you, @CollettTj, for all you did for Kentucky. #WeAreUK

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Changing times ❤️💙

[I HATE A FAKE WOKE BTCH @GIRLFUCCYOU]

Me in squid game if the challenge is to convert a fraction into a decimal

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Me anytime Joe and Serena are talking about their love #BachelorInParadise

[Flatts @matty_flatts]

It’s always “wyd”

but never “wdytya?ia”

[ashby ❤️‍🔥 @jackashbyy]

Fuck vaccination cards nightclubs should ask for proof that you’ve washed your arm pits in the last 24 hours, can never enjoy my wkd when the place smells like a giant packet of salt and vinegar squares

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is easy to be stupid

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

me ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing into it.

[tpez @taylor_pez]

@Forrest_Lowery I want this man as my lawyer.

[tpez @taylor_pez]

Gonna start a grammar thread for those who still struggle:

Lose: “I want them to lose the game.”
Loose: “The juice is still loose and further investigation needs to be conducted because there is no way a federal court can rule him innocent because a glove did not fit.”