haylor tartman

she/her life is short. stunt it.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

🏍️ Hot Rod was released on this day in 2007. Cool beans!

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@jason_entingh “is that james” -garrett

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

this is so real when i worked there a bride left her abuser and corporate wouldn’t “approve” her to return her dress and then another time we had a bridesmaid get literally murdered and they told her sister she had to still pick up and keep her dress

[Shelby Novak @shelbybnovak]

I worked for David's Bridal 10 years ago and they were straight up evil. Had a client who miscarried and they wouldn't let her exchange or return her dress she ordered for her pregnancy size. I begged and pleaded, she sobbed at the register. Company still said no. 1/3🧵

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@Pantsman76 oh damn this is a big day for you

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@jason_entingh just like that hour long japanese personality test

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

took me a hot second to realize this wasn’t about pastor’s kids

[Brandi Chastain @brandichastain]

Who loves PK’s??? I don’t hate them.

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@Pantsman76 oh it’s just saying that tom hardy has been cast as neville bateman, patrick bateman’s cousin, in ‘british psycho’. hope this helps!

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@jason_entingh 🫡

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@jason_entingh why do i want to try it

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@lil_vm i remember performing grease in ELEMENTARY school 😵‍💫

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@wyattstrpko i can’t tell when the chilling stops and the work begins

[9ja Fanta🫶🏾 @9jaFanta]

i apologise for the woman i’ll become when love island starts

[haylor tartman @taylorashirt]

@wyattstrpko 💯

[Xtreme Party Wyatt @wyattscorch]

Happy mother’s day to my hairdresser

[Safely Endangered @EndangeredComic]

one of those days