Grandpa Joe not being able to walk until Charlie invites him to the chocolate factory is the equivalent of me not leaving bed all day until my friends ask me to go to the bar
Top 10 girl orders:
1. Vodka Cran
2. “Something good”
3. Vodka sprite
4. Vodka soda with a splash of cran
5. Vodka water with 17 limes
6. “What do you like”
7. “Something strong but sweet”
8. Vodka sour
9. Tequila sunrise
10. “A water for my friend”
isn’t it crazy that when you black out you can still retrieve memories, recognize faces and form sentences that allow you to say stupid shit to people you only marginally know but somehow you cannot form new memories
for all u idiots that think you’re invincible: drunk driving is not cool/ a joke/ a talent. half of y’all gonna end up in jail for DUI’s at 17 bc u think there are no consequences for ur actions