Taylor Bojeri

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[Oakdale Merge @alysha_share]

Cyndi Lauper and billy porter just sounded like two 8 year olds putting on a “show” for the adults with the intention of asking for a sleepover after

[Domenic DeMarco @ddemarco93]

Hoot hoot

[Taylor Bojeri @TaylorBojeri]

@ my dog

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

[hq- @HannahelizQuin]

This is 75% of my entire personality

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In this life you either ope or get oped

[꒰ა kitty ໒꒱ ⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ 𖦹 @cloudymal]

me when i’m not receiving enough attention https://t.co/brjwGg75uY

[CEO of Funny Town @OrphicWxtch]

I would like to formally invite all of my mutuals to my house to play this game and see who the dominate user is

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am going to skip ahead. and look at all the dogs. as soon as i get it. no one can stop me

[kiwi @idkenley]

Someones gotta pay the rent

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

midwest culture is:

-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”

-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door

-apologizing to your car after hitting a pothole

[venus⁷ @rappertaehyoong]

therapy: expensive

this video of a cat being bathed and blow dried: free