Oakdale Merge

You can call me Al

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

asking the black mold if i can go outside to play

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[jainormis @jainormis]

gun to your bush

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im not evil but there’s something else wrong with me

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Stop yelling bro you’re getting my pussy wet

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Being the tallest girl in 5th grade means feeling like this forever

[Luis Moreno @LuisMorenolg]

Bad Bunny can be elected President of the United States. Melania Trump cannot. This gives me great pleasure.

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

i love illegal immigration i want yall mfs here

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

You have to go to the store and Buy 36 gallons of Milk or You will Die in this Snow storm

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The dumbest guy you knew in High School became a police officer and the dumbest guy he knew became an ICE agent.

[Oakdale Merge @alysha_share]

Day five of the super flu and crying over how beautiful women are 🥰😘🥹😜

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

i hope the trees know i notice them

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

almost forgot that if it’s meant to be then it will be omg

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

they should invent a sunday where you feel like a real person who is worthy of love

[kina @kiina]

im playing hard to want

[Oakdale Merge @alysha_share]

It’s always Kate Winslet this, Kate Winslet that, but never Kate Winslet in The holiday was some of her best work

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Lmfao - Laughing my fruity ass off