Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁

[໊ @sonohoor]

i’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that i haven’t gotten any of my shit together

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

getting rid of the nicole kidman amc ad

[trash jones @jzux]

iced coffee on an empty stomach when you’re already kind of in a weird mood

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

my parents when they go away for even a weekend

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Have you ever had someone else’s vacation reach a point where it’s actually a personal attack they’re still on vacation

[Remi Wolf @remiwolf]

MY SECOND ALBUM ‘BIG IDEAS’ IS OUT NOW !!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

don’t forget the dishes!!!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum

[𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖟 🩸 @treeeenzz]

kelly performing shoes in 2024 might be the best moment of my life i fear

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

so happy for them

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A group of ducks witnessed the meteor that fell in Portugal

[b @abeecdefme]

how i sleep knowing i have the most perfect man in the world

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

went from tweeting my every move, to only retweeting things, to now just sending joe 4 billion tweets a day that he maybe sends a reaction back to

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

[Lady Taylor💀🕸🍁 @taylorcardinn]

“mike pence birthplace” is soooooooooo funny

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

This is the apparent path of the Solar Eclipse on April 8th.

That’s a hell of lot of coincidences right there.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

sometimes Late Afternoon Me thinks about Morning Me who got to have a sweet little iced coffee and i get jealous of her. bitch

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

it’s that day again