Taylor

funniest on Twitter, all views are my own

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[bully maguire @d3adxclaws]

they wanted to be 252,756 miles away from him again soooo bad

[reb @rebmasel]

Carroll, now a bright spot on our Moon, because four people, who traveled farther from Earth than any human in the 4.5-billion-year history of Earth has ever been, loved someone so much, they carried her the whole way there.

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Kash Patel:

[Jerri Green @Jerri_M_Green]

Congratulations to the U.S. women’s hockey team on taking home gold! Sorry my Senator didn’t mention your accomplishment. She only cares about women’s sports when she’s making divisive comments to gain political points. 🏅🇺🇸🏒

[Ali :) @duckingziton]

Don't be shy, explain why he isn't skating with the partner he won the Olympic gold with anymore. Explain how this new partnership came to be.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I know her friends are having a TIMEEE in the groupchat right now I’m so jealous

[Cabbie Richards @Cabbie]

Canada getting blessed by Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl:

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

btw

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Actually incredible thing to say as the president of America

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Going door to door. To round people up.

I feel like I've heard that kind of language somewhere before.

[b @wwxwashere]

everyone grab your pins here:

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Are we being serious right now? Joe Biden isn’t in office, he’s spending time with his family, and Fox News is attacking him for being on vacation?????? How does anyone actually watch this shit

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

“Bowl games are officially dead.”

Counterpoint:

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

I can’t remember the last time there was a Heisman finalist as unlikeable as Diego Pavia