Chris Taylor

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Yeah, but did you find any of these?

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Just don't let her find out the real reason - it would wiper smile off her face.

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole It would have saved you a lot of ink if he'd been cheating with a guy called Bob.

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Yeah, that's pretty wanky.
(No spoilers, but that's definitely not today's word.)

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@kebabFromGenos @fesshole Are you a pole vaulter?
No, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?
- Billy Connolly

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Oliver family were wondering why the colour drained out of her face.

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole I'm sure they're (Blue) Nun the wiser

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@DavidMuttering He's going to have a protein shake at half time, if he could find a whey #SCOSUI #scotlandNT

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@ScotlandNT Not bad at the fan zone either #euro2024 #gersco

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@EURO2024 Not if you're in the queue for beers in the fanzone. There's literally one guy pouring beers per kiosk, and it's taking 2 hours to get served. Shambles. So much for German efficiency. #euro2024 #GervsSco

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Course you do, Donald

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@paddypower

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@GeorgeGrierson1 Just a wee bit more cash about now than back then... 💷💷💷💷💷

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@GeorgeGrierson1 Have you bumped into JR yet?
What about Darvel last night - Junior Cup finalists - changed days from when we were there.
Enjoy your beers! 🍺

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@darvelfc Yaaasss!!!!

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@darvelfc @atfc1909 Can't wait for next Friday at Recreation Park to finish off the job #monthevale

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole Pah! Another fess from a guy saying he's just discovered he's into pouffes.

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@fesshole There was a BBC Scotland comedy show called Naked Video in the 80s/90s that had a sketch set in an Italian restaurant with a similar set-up, but I'm not sure if I want to search for "Naked Video" and "BBC" 😁

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

@RussInCheshire Re 36: Was the sample size eight, and one of them was Liz Truss?

[Chris Taylor @taylorchrisj]

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