Taylor Schulte

Mick Jagger is my spirit animal

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"Door slams outside" Brenna: did you guys hear that, I thought I heard someone. I'm just really nervous about the spider #whatdoyoumean

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To all those baby back bitches out there lol

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"Twilight seriously needs to end so we can jam to Hannah Montana" - @B_hala #shityouhaventheardsince6thgrade

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@mmcgroder @scherzero Yes, the hunt is over. Let's go to Copenhagen

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UGH. How am I supposed to find my soulmate when he, Andy Botwin, is a fictional character??

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BASIC HUMAN RIGTS FOR ALL! So happy everyone was able to pull their heads out of their asses. What a beautiful achievement, go USA

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Made the mistake of reading Harry Potter before studying for my test & ran into the library like a member of Dumbledore's bloody Army

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@mmcgroder total sex monkeys

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@mmcgroder I'm sitting in bed eating leftover truffle fries and tumblr stalking our fellas #9DAZE

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I just wanna be a Baldwin 😓😩😫@haileybaldwin PUHLEAZE let me join the club

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@Caradelevingne if we were bifs our moniker would be TaCa...We could give a voice to female tacos everywhere! Just something to think about

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@mmcgroder It's like she doesn't even know me...

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Kenzzuhh in 5 short days I'm not going to be able to call you my roomz anymore..after THREE WHOLE… https://t.co/wTfhUhVHA9

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“@mmcgroder: “@KCChiefs: The Rolling Stones are headed to Arrowhead this June.

4/1: http://t.co/6O7E1dOT9Y” YAAASSSS

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@courtneymooneyy @kaitlynharrisss liqour store one block away from your residence ...snow day alcohol game on point

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HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! @shondarhimes there is NOTHING that could have beat Stephen coming back. You WIN Ms. Rhimes. You. Win.

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One call from @h_blakee asking if I want to watch The Emperor's New Groove and going to class isn't even an option anymore #krunkpulltheLEVA

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My Favorite word ever is magnanimous
"I love the word exuberant" @KelseyFelder
"I like weasel" @DanniGarton #youwouldslytherin

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If you're considering worshipping the devil check with the U of A parking committee, pretty sure that's his headquaters

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My mom totally gets me