Tay

Dog Mom. 4th Grade Teacher.

[Tay @taylord03]

My parents are having a date night tonight and my mom keeps coming out of her room and asking me advice on outfits. They've been married 29 years. Proof that if you truly love someone the butterflies and excitement never leave.

[Tay @taylord03]

I just want to find someone that is willing to drink mimosas on a Sunday morning while making breakfast and dancing in the kitchen to Luke Combs

[Tay @taylord03]

My dad just told the ultimate dad joke
Dad: how do you make a hormone?!
Me: idk???
Dad: you don’t pay her
Me:😂😐

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Tay @taylord03]

I’m finally going to strive to be the best version of myself, not anyone else and not for anyone else. I just want to be happy being me. ❤️

[Tay @taylord03]

When Kid Rock sung, “I ain’t seen the sunshine in 3 damn days.” I felt that.

[Tay @taylord03]

I love my dog more than anything. That’s it. That’s the tweet

[uh lee uh @aliahmartinez]

This is why so many relationships don’t last, because a lot of people don’t understand love is not always going to be easy it’s about finding the person you’re willing to grow with and experience life with even when things get tough

[Tay @taylord03]

@shoop__baby @JackOffJackieee @smashleyjoe Classic 😂😂 a reunion with you ladies would be fun!

[Tay @taylord03]

A quick Victoria’s Secret shopping spree can really turn a whole week around

[Tay @taylord03]

@kayliwitulski You guys are my favorite 😍😂 have so much fun tonight!!! GO STATE!!

[Tay @taylord03]

LOL I thought college was going to be the hardest part of my life...well plot twist, it's actually my career. So bottom line, enjoy college

[Tay @taylord03]

Dreams do come true

[Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret]

We have a secret that we really,
really, really, really,
really, really,
really,
really, really,
really, really, really,
really, really,
really,
really, really,
really, really, really,
really, really,
really,
really, really,
need to share: SWIM IS COMING BACK.

[Tay @taylord03]

Idk what I did to deserve to be this happy but I thank God every night 🙌🙏

[Tay @taylord03]

Every answer besides 7 is giving me anxiety...

[Kane Brown @kanebrown]

How do u draw the x ? Mines number 7.... the color line in the direction of the arrow is the first mark u make

[Tay @taylord03]

Crank dat is and always will be #1. I didn't blow my knee out dancing to that song for it to be listed as #10.

[Keysha Milana 🌱 Wellness Coach @KeyshaMilana]

Top @souljaboy songs:
1. Donk
2. Gucci Bandana
3. Kiss Me Through The Phone
4. Soulja Girl
5. Marco Polo
6. POW
7. Pretty Boy Swag
8. Turn My Swag On
9. Snap & Roll
10. Crank Dat
11. Booty Meat
12. Report Card
13. Yah
14. Hey You There
15. Bird Walk
Honorable: Booty Got Swag

[Tay @taylord03]

My kids had to write an opinion paper about any opinion they have and one kid's opinion was, "Miss Darling is the best teacher in the whole world." He literally wrote an entire 5 paragraph paper about me and things like this remind me why I teach.

[Tay @taylord03]

Watching the National Championship Game instead of the Bachelor 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Tay @taylord03]

*my kids got to bring their stuffed animals to school*
Me: hey bud, what's your stuffed animal's name?
3rd grader: well my sister named him Flash, but I call him Douchebag
*trying not to laugh during discipline*

[Tay @taylord03]

Yes I live in Michigan, and yes I will complain about the snow because it literally snows from October-April, and no one deserves that.

[Tay @taylord03]

@shoop__baby It made me laugh!

[Tay @taylord03]

*it's high school homecoming week and it was dress like a character day
1st grader: what character are you going to dress up as?
Me: hun I'm a teacher
1st grader: you look like a high schooler
Me: really?! Well I teach 3rd grade!
Her: so what grade are you in at the high school?