taylor

avid hayday player

[ᴅʀᴇʏ @dreysznn]

“Are you fre…?” “Free to smoke?.”

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

If I was a bird I already know who I would shit on

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"people you may know" & it's someone i'd set on fire

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

you’re really hot what’s ur credit card number

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

babe are you okay you forgot to manipulate me today

[taylor @taylordcarr1]

no fr

[Lauryn @laurynflint]

Saddam hussein hiding spot

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[me 𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍 inc. @bettercall_em]

someone asked me if i was wearing “only fans slides”….. sigh, can’t believe i really am unc…

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy Halloween from the Cincinnati Zoo & BOOtanical Garden!

[♱⃓ L @nyneruh]

girls with brown eyes will kiss u and then eat ur soul

[♰ @reeceollld]

i love going the fuck to sleep

[mara @vixeias]

spraying him with a spray bottle every time he ragebaits me