Taylor Johnson

late bloomer

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@JacobSHall Do Denver last. It’s the biggest and best. They’re all incredible. Worth hours and hours.

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

When I saw the news, I came searching for this clip.

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

Tony Bennett (battling with Alzheimer’s) said Lady Gaga’s name for the first time at their last concert together. this was a special moment for both of them. #RIPTonyBennett

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@austinkleon I would buy a print of this

[Remy Wilkins @remywilkins]

“A man reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.”
— G. C. Lichtenberg

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

I told you all

[Pico Iyer @PicoIyer]

“I’m very concerned,” Mister Rogers told Charlie Rose, in 1994, before most of us knew, or had really used. the Internet, “that our society is much more interested in information than in wonder.”

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

What you try to crop out and hide now might eventually be what you will want to see.

https://t.co/TzYPX7PmQY

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

“perfect all of your memories” is wild on many levels but it also misunderstands what photographs do for us over time: the thing you think is ugly or boring in a photograph now will be the most interesting thing later (something @claytoncubitt taught me)

https://t.co/HGdBe73zHI

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@TrulyPurpleAnon AWESOME!

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@2chrislong2 Full review!

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

I only go to church on Super Bowl Sunday for the announcements

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@DZRishmawy @belzpoems An atheists nightmare is a banana and some buttocks https://t.co/kQWT1MsCa7

…wait

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@SethPrimeUrbina Paul Blart 3

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

“The best way to complain is to make things.”
—James Murphy

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

this man is like the only person who has ever actually gotten the superhuman confidence and success promised by a cult. he's like the top .01% girlie they bring on stage at an MLM conference to show what's possible https://t.co/uZNkdZPSVW

[Mike Mitchell @BDayBoysMitch]

I got Shallow Hal’ed and now I only see Santa as a hunk.

Christmas is ruined.

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

@Chelserellie https://t.co/r5ZENWzcQh

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

This is my brain in high school except Fozzie is dressed in the Black Parade marching band uniform and has undiagnosed ADHD.

[Taylor Johnson @taylordson]

I think my negative self talk would be a lot easier to handle if it sounded like them