Taylor 🥑

“Top shelf brains, bottom shelf bullshit”

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

I will NEVER understand why girls dumb themselves down for boys.. being smart & cute is not a bad thing like own ur hot lil nerdy self

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Cowboy boots are tacky af don’t @ me 😶

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Kim K’s body makeup does wonders.

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

@e_zeiger Congratulations Mr. Zieger, it really was an era!

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

When ur a salty ass number 2.....

[Will Yoo @willIwhat]

@jenbask told me I'm her best friend sooooo... Sorry @taylorengo

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Me: okay name the last three presidents

Patient: the orange guy, the black guy and the white guy

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

People who don’t wait for you to get out of the elevator before piling in are uncultured filth

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Imagine waking up one day and thinking “this is the day I join a pyramid scheme”

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

My student loan lender sent me a HBD email... I dead ass thought for a sec that they might have knocked some $$ off my interest... uhh nope

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

I get my nails done an awful lot for someone who doesn’t wear an engagement ring

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Is anyone else who follows @jvn on insta low key loving watching his figure skating skills evolve or is it just me???

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Texts from my dad>>>>>>>>>>

[Taiki Green @itstaiki]

The top voted names for Seattle’s news NHL team on reddit is about the greatest thing I have ever seen lmfao big fan of Seattle Seamen and Seattle Rain City Bitch Pigeons

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

@sarahmyrs @meganmasty @maddilorengo looks like a chicken wing

[Taylor 🥑 @taylorengo]

Me outside: “hey ya omg no worries it’s cool I’m chill!!!!!!!”

Me inside: Absolutely. Fuckin. Panic.