Taylor Fary

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@givemedatbeckyy Wait I saw this a few days ago and kinda want it as inspo for a sassy frog w bigger butt cheeks doing a split.

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@givemedatbeckyy But not you actually have to read them and report back your ratings

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@givemedatbeckyy The push, I’m glad my mom died, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@givemedatbeckyy through and through

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@MarmotEgg yes

[юля 🇺🇦 @yuliemini]

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?

[Heaven @heavenquiban]

Yesterday I was attacked while walking in Downtown Seattle. The footage shows me being followed and moments just before and after he kicked my knee in. The assault itself happened in the blindspot of the cameras.

Please report if you have any info on this man.

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

but thank u geico for picking up the tab 💖😙

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

wow crazy how you get into a car accident and need stitches in your lip and some CT scans of your head & abdomen... and the hospital charge is $20,012.30 and growing... nothing wrong with our healthcare system, nothing at all !!!

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

Only as a yacht stew would your second engineer text you asking what his pant size is while out shopping 💖

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

I refresh my library’s recently added section more often than I open my social media apps

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Straight girls during Pride:

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

@TrippFaulk @iamlaurenp Hahahaha so cute

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

how come I went to a covid testing site that said "free with insurance" yet I just got a bill in the mail for $330??? make it make sense

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

I feel like I’ve tweeted that before but I MEAN IT

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

Another non-negotiable for when I finally pick a home is that the city has a trader joe’s 😌

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

Whenever I decide to purchase a home heated floors in the bathroom will be a non-negotiable

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

I’ll admit I had really low expectations for Florida… but 2 days gone and I already miss it so much 😭

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

It’s really hard to not take 4 naps a day when you’re being rocked in a big ole cradle

[Taylor Fary @taylorfary]

Ahh yes, just what I want to see as I’m in the middle of the atlantic ocean