Taylor McCurtain

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

@Jacob_Evans1011 Must be his first day.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

I’m so over the tiny sunglasses trend.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Miles just woke up out of a dead sleep, pulled M&Ms out of his pockets, ate them, and went back to sleep. If that’s not proof he is my soulmate, I don’t know what is.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

@tylerburnicus @CoxComm @ATT Lol same thing happened to me. I’ve had nothing but problems with them.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Hey @barackobama, I miss you.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Never not wearing my wedding ring at the gym again. Some 16-year-old kid just asked me for my number. 😐

[Christopher Oven @Chris_Oven]

2008. University of Oklahoma. Blake Griffin. Sam Bradford. https://t.co/3aCUof508g

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Some days you are healthy, and some days you eat a chocolate bar for breakfast. It’s called balance.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #BakerMayfield! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! https://t.co/RsCM5F1Gfb

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Highlight of my 25th birthday so far: I got a birthday card from the financial group that controls my 401k.. 👵🏼

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Chad Michael Murray was just at my work. I've never had a more difficult time remaining professional in my entire life.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Last night Miles was talking about budget sheets in his sleep. Now that had to be the most boring dream ever.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

Just found out Ben & Jerry's created chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in late 1991. It's like they knew I was on my way into the world.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

There is nothing more shocking than opening up the front door to your house in downtown OKC and finding a freaking ROOSTER! 🐔

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

If you haven't been to @sasquatchokc in the Plaza District for a snowcone, you should! They even gave Fischer a free pupcone! So yummy. 😋

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Noah Russell Westbrook
7lbs 5oz
20inch long

[Boomtown Hoops @BoomtownHoops]

DeAndre Jordan showing Nick Collison a lot of love in the Players Tribune. #HairJordan
https://t.co/X7NbulD4iS

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

I hate when Netflix asks me if I'm still watching. Yes, I know it's been five hours. Quit judging me.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

In some weird way, Shia Labeouf is one of my heroes.

[Taylor McCurtain @taylorfite]

"I am so tired. I had such a hard day shopping at Macy's all day." -my Nana #roughlife