Ptaylordactyl

Nope.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Chaos is a ladder.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Snoop Dogg is the modern Bob Hope: Americans across all demographics love him and view him as our international representative.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Rebel Moon is pretty good. Maybe the Star Wars franchise is finally out of their slump.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

@mattymatheson looks like Eckhardt from the 1989 Batman movie. I'm sorry, but you all deserved to know.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

I am the one who knocks.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Reintroduce and pass my tripartisan legislation to end qualified immunity.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Nobody should be placed on a federal no fly list without a relevant criminal conviction. Prohibiting people from flying on the basis of suspicion, prejudice, or political bias is unconstitutional and lawless.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

It’s a MAGA party. It’s the party of Trumpism. It’s not a conservative party. Hasn’t been for quite awhile.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

@ITYSL He's no Roy Donk.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Ecuador fans chanting 'We Want Beer' at the World Cup.

Be careful out there, folks.

(via @javierlanza)

[Freddie Wong @fwong]

I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Maybe end on a high note? Let the relic of monarchy end.

[Mindy Finn @mindyfinn]

Ranked choice, or instant runoff, doesn’t favor one party; it gives voters confidence that choosing the candidate they like the most won’t elect the candidate they like the least a.k.a. the spoiler effect. In this case, it appears Palin was most offensive to the most voters.

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Leslie, let's play five minute dungeons.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

BRING BACK THE WALDO KIT FOR THE USMNT 🔥

(via @extratimedzn)

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

Robbie Daymond is lowkey my favorite Critical Role cast member.

[Robbie Daymond @robbiedaymond]

The love of my life. My wife, without which I wouldn’t be the man I am. Happy Birthday, baby. You make the world a brighter place.🎂

[Ptaylordactyl @taylorfoss]

@AOPHX @nikefootball @USMNT Boring. Just boring.

[AO Phoenix @AOPHX]

The disrespect @nikefootball and @USMNT has. 🤮 do either of you LISTEN to the fans? No one wants these….8 years for this trash.