Taylor

trying to find solace in flavortown

[Master @MasterTes]

We’re too innovative for the government

[Andrew Howard @andrewjfhoward]

Big day for us ASU grads to remind everyone that we are, in fact, one of "America's most elite universities."

[n @onlywithn]

i think you just have to decide one day that you can't drown in it anymore

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Mom was right, it is that damn phone

[Dylan Allman @dylanmallman]

The Sons of Liberty destroyed private property owned by chartered corporations doing the Crown's work.

The Constitution is supposed to bind the state, so the state buys from Flock what it is forbidden to gather.

Flock scans, Flock stores, Flock sells the lookup. An officer types a plate and gets your last three weeks. All without technically violating the 4th Amendment.

The Crown had paperwork for all of it. Every one of those cameras is private property. So was the tea. Both had to come down for anyone to be free of it.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[The Metaxy @LifeInTheMetaxy]

All the Cowboy Sticks

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You are the absolute LAST person to weigh in, Captain Cancun.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Mindi @hey_mindi]

I talked to a woman today who runs a local program that supports elementary schools in our area.

She had posted on Facebook they were looking for children’s book donations.

I reached out, shared that I am a used book seller and found out they gift 10,000 books a year to local kids.

Their source?

They buy on eBay.

She asked for a link to my eBay storefront.

Instead, I offered to donate books to supply their entire program for the year.

And I can confidently tell you…

This is my greatest accomplishment in my business to date.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump & Donald Trump Jr. to a “cage match”

[Taylor Sterling @FatherMcKennaa]

Someone smoked DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes.

In 2130 BC.

That's the oldest confirmed evidence of psychedelic use on Earth — and the hardest thing I've ever typed.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

[tearfully] yeah, the kids are alright

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?”
Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to