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[taylor @Taylorisming]

Who saw turtles and thought they’d make good ninjas 🤔

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points.

(clip via @DropSiteNews)

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

I didn’t know a thread dragging babies would be my reason to laugh today.😭

[alexei @alexeixbt]

this guy literally explained the truth about the "ADHD superpower"

[Wesley Colvin @TruUKFan]

*taps the sign*

[🌊🏴‍☠️ @boneylocks]

i’ve been tryna explain exactly this for years and i will continue . . .

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@amandasfemme Sounds like a dilapidated gargoyle breaking free to feast on the flesh of its enemies

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@xevekiah @WickedNFine Babies first and last Irish goodbye 🥹

[taylor @Taylorisming]

Does this mean they're less likely to eat us cuz they're not hungry. Or more likely to because they're more aggressive🤔

[New York Post @nypost]

Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists https://t.co/iBnz1NisYM

[taylor @Taylorisming]

I hate when you send someone a reel on IG and they IMMEDIATELY send back laughing emojis. We both know you ain’t watch that shit 😞 You didn’t even try to genuinely laugh 😒

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@franklinleonard Mamdani is the trump whisperer

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@kharis_micheal You got it

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@pr0fiter0le I failed to the point of lightheadedness. This wasn’t meant to be in my wheelhouse 😕

[taylor @Taylorisming]

Because he’s a crackmatician helping the economy by engaging in adult owned small businesses. He a wild boy not a weirdo

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@ThoNg676733 Oh l'd be insufferable if I could do any of this. Mid conversation in the bar randomly busting out the double twisty cartwheel flip 5000...and you were saying?

[taylor @Taylorisming]

I lost my voice and now my laugh sounds like a super villian in a cave. Every haha sounds like I’m evil plotting.

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@wydmara

[taylor @Taylorisming]

Well now we know why

[Howard Betta @Gaige_returns]

Lock this guy up IMMEDIATELY

[taylor @Taylorisming]

@lifeofbxndz_ Does hinge have an orphan preference?