Taylor Jean

sweet, but not too sweet

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

You can’t even tell me I don’t have the most handsome pup in the entire world

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

With all due respect it was a compliment. Nothing fancy about Pittsburgh. Just ugliness, steel and football. My kind of city.

[Dave, The Rave @DMonty412]

“Pitt” is not an abbreviation for the city.

“Pitt” should only be used when referring to the University of Pittsburgh.

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

@lillygraceeeee I’m coming

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“i’ll tell you later” tell me right now or imma throw up

[Luci (Hot Wheels)⁴⁴ @Luci_fer225]

just in time for the weekend

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

last night at the bar some off duty police officer was hitting on Alyssa and she wasn’t about it. Instead of taking it like an adult he proceeded to call Alyssa, Jamie and I…… UGLY AND FAT

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kids going from cheering for Florida State to the Jets. When does the pain and suffering end?

[6’4 with heels on @leslieejimenez]

Fuck ur zodiac sign. Who do you pick in Mario kart?!

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

The last few guys I brought home my mom said “he’s not the cutest, but looks don’t always matter” and none of those relationships have worked out for me. I’m starting to think that looks matter

[q @qglezzz]

no longer forcing shit, value me or miss me

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

@BradyNeal5 LMAO

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

I will be syphoning gas tanks from now on

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

@mccehr1 YESSS BOO

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

I’m drunk

[Ian Whetstone @IanWhetstone]

Ben Roethlisberger is retired for one day and the city is literally falling apart.

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

Someone teach me now to snowboard

[Taylor Jean @taylorjean05]

my love for @garthbrooks runs so deep