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@rhettmiller can't wait to see you on the 22nd! Missed you last year when our own (eve)rett Miller was born. Would love your autograph for his baby book!

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@Imperfectfruit just let me love you. By not messing up twice before my first box..Billing and delivery. Let's have a better second date ok?

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I could really go for a new phone right now. How about that Htc U Ultra? @HTCChampions

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The 10 wk old is asleep...Clean the house? Wash the dishes? Mindlessly surf the web of medical mysteries. I think you know what won #momlife

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@GeorgeTakei They may not be armed, but some of the men are seriously packing

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Spending your days losing hours in your honeys sweatpants covered in your own milk... #momlife #stickysituation

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Having someone else pee down the front of you and smile... #momlife

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getting norovirus when you're overdue to have the baby... There is such thing as hell on earth #40Weeks #getoutalready

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Happy Due Date you lazy baby. It's totally OK to become a human instead of an just an alien bump now please #week40 #StPatricksDay

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Luck of the Irish... 2 boys with tummy bugs 1 day before my due date.. here's to hoping this due date serves me well #PregonancyProblems

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Went to the midwife appointment and got sufficiently man handled came home and promptly ate double chocolate brownie ice cream #39weeks

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All I can think about is Marionberry Pi.... #PregnancyProblems #PiDay

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#week39 When all your friends and family feel like a car full of children asking "are we there yet" in anticipation for baby.

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When both of your shoulders are on fire because it seemed like such a great idea to play play football 9 months pregnant #PregnancyProblems

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Please don't hold against me the crazy things I say for the next three weeks as I swear I'm not normally a heinous b**** #PregnancyProblems

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#38weeks I now understand how it feels to be Big Bird because of these stick legs and jumbo baby belly.

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#week38 the week when everything hurts, you cry because well why the hell not and you hate a good 85% of people just based on principle.

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When you give in and use the scooter at the store because you're feet are too swollen to walk to the back for cookies #PregnancyProblems

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When the beer that's been living in your fridge for a year because you're pregnant feels like its taunting you #PregnancyProblems