Thicc👌White Bread🍞

He/Y’all No free clout

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

The Anthony Volpe era is over

[Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley]

this Yankees lineup on national TV is a cry for help

[tiffany fong (retarded) @TiffanyxFong]

I am SO taking Tylenol when I get pregnant

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Good thing about this speech is that it's pretty easy to follow as long as you speak fucking lunatic

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

This is why Trump HATES @ossoff: He’s too good at this.

OSSOFF: Did the President pardon a man who worked with the Sinaloa Cartel to facilitate massive narco trafficking into the US?

CLAYTON: Word Salad… He was a convicted narco trafficker.

OSSOFF: Did the President of the United States pardon a convicted narco trafficker?

CLAYTON: Yes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

It’s 5pm on the 4th of July. The burgers & dogs are ready.

“Uncle Rick, would you bless the food?”

Uncle Rick, 24 Coors Light deep:

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Finally, some runs for the Yankees

[Thicc👌White Bread🍞 @TaylorJSmith_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Thicc👌White Bread🍞 @TaylorJSmith_]

@gabbgoudy You did last night… https://t.co/znFhJhuct2

[Thicc👌White Bread🍞 @TaylorJSmith_]

Can’t spell my name without the dollar sign

[Thicc👌White Bread🍞 @TaylorJSmith_]

Taylor $mith

[Derek Levandowski @PinstripeDerek]

Austin Wells should be in prison.

[Thicc👌White Bread🍞 @TaylorJSmith_]

@BillyHaines76 No, nothing will be worse than what the Texans did to the browns

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Alfonso Soriano

That guy rocked.

[Max Greenfield @GreenfieldMax18]

The Yankees are 16-3 in their last 19 games. In games not started by Nathan Eovaldi they are 16-1.

[Barstool New York @BarstoolNYC]

The Yankees ended Alex Cora