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[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[💎 TS Negro Genesis Evangelion will TTYL. 🦯 💎 @afrodykee]

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

[Kevin Costner & MW @modernwest]

Who’s ready to get back to the ranch?

[🏴‍☠️ray🏴‍☠️ @suckmyariesdick]

nooo don't kill yourself we're short staffed ahaha

[sarah @heavenbrat]

gf obsessed w the moon bf that thinks of her when he sees the moon

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

It’s Heather’s van for me #TheBachelor

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

It is becoming alarmingly clear to me now that attacks against our elderly are not isolated incidents. It's difficult to express my anger in a way that is palatable for the public, so I will just ask everyone to keep their loved ones safe and to look out for our senior citizens.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever

[🥷🏽.Carraway @damnITdamee]

I’ve been strong this year. Next year I want to be happy.

[lux 🍁 @trapnami]

u only exist in my world if i want u 2

[astral @astrallverse]

i’m never drinking again

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[chad @badboychadhoy]

friday the 13th is just a superstition. the last friday the 13th we had this year was in march and I can’t remember anything bad happening around then so let’s just keep the good times rolling folks

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i hear tiktok audios in my head on loop all day