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[t @taylorl3e]

i need a big hug

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if u ever see me talking to myself, don’t disturb me. i’m having a staff meeting

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

“The Gentleman behind you bought you this drink”

The Gentleman behind you:

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Guys don’t even apologize anymore they just let time go by and be like “wyd”

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

sorry for always being so sexy and funny

[cassie @cassiee1919]

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

men be like "your smile is so beautiful" and then proceed to wipe it off your face

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

did it hurt? when the concert finally ended and you had to return to normal life?

[t @taylorl3e]

shutup

[amg @adriangonzoo]

she’s a 10 but leaves lashes all round your house

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

friend: ”how’s life?“
me: ”everything’s on track thanks“

the track:

[Ferrari Fatboy 🏎️ @205fatboy]

THEY APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU FIND OUT.. BUT THEY AINT SORRY WHEN YOU DONT KNOW